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My secret in spiritual practice is: There is no secret! (Master and audience
laugh.) I am really very naive! In the past, I gave myself totally to God
and to my Master when He was alive. After He was gone, I began to regard
everyone as my Master. I believe very much that my Master takes care of
me at all times. Wherever I go, He takes care of me. No one can hurt me.
Therefore, I trust everyone.
I treat everyone well, in the way I treated my Master, not because I respect
him as a person, but because I can see the Master inside everyone. Very
clearly I can see one's inner God Nature. I see God's Light shining everywhere.
All sentient beings possess God's Nature. Everything is the manifestation
of the highest Master.
But this you cannot imitate, because you have not yet reached this level. So it is better to be discreet. I am still around! Having faith in me is enough for you. If your heart gets too distracted, you cannot practice with undisturbed attention. If you do not believe in me, then sever the connection. Go believe in someone else, and serve him with undisturbed attention. Follow his words. Try and see if there are any results. It is better this way. Do not stand with your feet on two different boats; you will fall into the sea after a while.
I cannot speak of the secret in my spiritual practice. The fact is that I have no secret. Perhaps the only secret is my naivety! God looks after naive people. Because they are as helpless as a baby, everyone wants to protect them. When we see an abandoned and helpless baby, we quickly pick him up even if we are not his parents. Seeing him cry, we pat him. Seeing that he is hungry, we quickly feed him. This is because a baby is too innocent and clumsy. Therefore, everyone wants to look after him.
Perhaps my secret is just "naivety." When we are so naive, God takes care of us. Then we are always by Hier side, because Hes will not leave us. We are just too naive. We will die if Hes leaves us. We look after a baby who is too little, innocent, and unable to do anything, and are constantly by his side, protecting him twenty-four hours a day. If we are like babies, then we are together with God always, and everything is done by the "grown-up."
I rely on God's power to transmit the Truth to you. Everything I do is done by God, not by this layperson. It is safer, because the layperson may make mistakes, but God will not. As the saying goes, "The wise looks like a fool." If we are foolish to that degree, God cannot ignore us. Hes will do everything, and we will not err.
When I was a disciple and was misunderstood or framed by fellow practitioners, I would just ignore them. I thought, "My Master knows all. He will handle it." I had great faith and did not complain or try to explain myself. I completely placed myself - thoughts, words and actions - and my life - past, present and future - in the hands of my Master. So I felt safe, like a baby, without having to do anything on my own initiative. Perhaps this is my secret. At that time I felt very safe without having to take responsibility. Therefore, I was very relaxed, with no sorrow or worries "because my Master knows all. He is the greatest." I felt like that in my heart.
I have never felt sorrow until now. Previously things were perfect when, as a student, I left everything to Master's arrangements. There was nothing to complain about because I knew in my heart that He would take care of me. This is the only secret I have: total faith. If you do not have faith in me, then have faith in the highest God, the highest Buddha. Hes can see all the actions of us sentient beings and will take care of everything. Hes really will!
Master eveals the "secrets" of how She attained the Tao in the column "Spot Light" in News No. 54. This article also provides truth aspirants with many precious tips regarding spiritual pursuits.
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Our meditation is the best way to cure illnesses, including our mental illnesses, karmic illnesses and physical illnesses. All can be healed. Why are they all cured when we meditate? It is because we have returned to our original Self; forgetting our worldly identities such as Mr. Wang or Mrs. Liu, we have resumed our original form.
Our original Self is never born, nor does it die, and it is neither filthy nor clean. Therefore, when we return to this original source of not living or dying, our body also becomes more inclined to not living or dying. However, because we do not meditate enough, naturally, we cannot make up for the causation of living and death. Otherwise, we can also become immortal and forever young.
Q: I'm a new initiate here this week, and I'm lacking a little understanding
on one thing regarding group meditation. Since our meditation is something
between us individually and God, what really is the value or benefit of
group meditation?
M: It's because the same energy is helping each other. Sometimes it even helps
physically. For example, if you sit alone at home, you tend to laze around,
wander or lie down whenever your body dictates. But in group meditation,
since everyone is sitting, you feel uncomfortable lying down. So it helps
in that way. And sometimes you lack the effort to meditate. But in a group,
you feel more supported. Just like in playing football or anything else:
It's your own business to be a good football player. You have to train
yourself and make your own effort. But in a group, you train better. It's
the same with everything. We need to have a supporting environment to do
anything successfully; that's all. Otherwise, we are God already! What
need is there to meditate to find God? But this is the way we play around,
so we just do it.
Q: Master, I want to know about the importance of group meditation. Because
some people don't want to go to the Center for group meditation. They say
it is not important, and they meditate in their house.
M: It is very important. It's better for you if you can go to group meditation.
We say that all the time. When you sit together with other people, you
are more strengthened. It's more fun to sit with a lot of people, number
one. Number two, the collective power will help you. For example, that's
how the bank works, economically and practically speaking. Everyone pools
his money in one bank, and they get rich. One penny, one dollar, two dollars,
one hundred, two hundred, one thousand - everyone pools his money and the
bank becomes powerful. But everyone who participates in the bank benefits
also. If one person keeps the money for himself, he doesn't get the interest.
But if many people pool the money in a bank together, the bank benefits
a lot. And the people benefit too; they get the interest. So practicing
spiritually is just like doing business in this world. It's very logical.
One person probably cannot lift this chair or lift the stage, but many
persons together can lift it. It's very simple.
Q: I have a full-time job and I am also a church minister. And I do funerals
and hospital visits. (Master: You have to do your duties, yes.) And so
I can't go at the time they have set for group meditation. I know how important
it is to congregate; I know it's good for me. I wanted to ask you about
it because I'm concerned about my responsibility toward the group. But
I also have a responsibility to my church.
M: Just try your best to meditate. Whenever you have time, go to group meditation.
It doesn't have to be every week. If you cannot make it, maybe go once
in a while, like once a month - whenever you can. Sometimes the time is
also not convenient for people. For example, if you can meditate Saturday
but the other people work on Saturday, or the kids happen to be off school
on Saturday, or your parents always visit on Saturday, that kind of thing.
Of course, whatever benefits you, try to profit from it. But if you cannot,
it's no sin. It's no problem for anyone, just yourself. But you made the
effort to come here, so that means you are trying your best. And God knows
that, and it's all right. It's just that you enjoy maybe a little less
progress than others probably enjoy. That's all; you go more slowly.
This is a story from India. Once an enlightened master asked his disciple to renounce the world and join his monastic order. However, the disciple said that his wife, parents and siblings all loved him very much, and he could not forsake them. His departure would bring unbearable pain for his family. "Well, let me show you how much your family members love you," said his master.
Together, they came to the home of the disciple. Then the master gave the disciple a pill and hid himself outside, pretending to be a stranger. After swallowing the pill, the disciple became like a dead man, with no heartbeat or breathing. His body turned stiff and icy cold. His family members burst into tears, crying and imploring God to save him, but to no avail.
Suddenly the master entered and said to them, "I can save your relative." On hearing this, they became very happy. They bowed down and begged him to waste no time saving the man. "But there is one requirement," said the master. "For him to be revived, one person must die in his place, because this is the law of cause and effect. If I raise him from death, then I have to die for him. But I am not his kin! He is your relative. Since you love him so much, you must be very happy to die for him. I am just a passer-by. How can I die for him? So if one of you is willing to die for him, I can immediately bring back his soul. As we cannot transcend the karmic law of cause and retribution, an exchange has to be made."
None of the relatives were willing to die for him. They found very good excuses. "If I die, who will take care of this home?" "If I die, who will take care of this business?" Though the wife of the disciple loved him very much, and had cried desperately and rolled on the floor, she answered, "No, no! If I die, there will be no one to take care of my two children." Then they said, "Oh, well! The man is already dead. Then let it be so. Let us just send the body for cremation." Hearing that, the disciple got up immediately and said, "I am not dead yet!" Then he said good-bye to his family and left with his master.
There are many stories like this. Sometimes when we love someone, or when someone loves someone else, there are always some aspects of imperfection. Usually we do not love others to the extent of forgetting ourselves, or to the extent of being willing to die for them. Hence, with certain things, we do not know the truth without personal experience. We perceive only the outside appearances, which are not correct.
The attachments that we feel for this world are not the ultimate. It is best that we do not have to come back anymore because no matter how deeply attached we are, after a while we still have to leave. So, it is best to be prepared beforehand, and at the time of departure, to be gone forever. Otherwise, the next time we come back, we will again become attached, and get tied up with one another. After a while, we will have to leave once more. Again at that time, our relatives will feel great pain. Therefore, it is best to just be gone once and for all, without any need to come back again to trouble others. This is also an act of filial piety. Don't you think so? (Audience: Yes.)
It is this way between husband and wife. After a while, each goes his or her own way. Since both feel so attached and miserable at the time of separation, do not repeat it. Hence, we should be prepared spiritually. It is better to leave in a clear-cut manner. Do not come back again to re-play these painful scenes. Otherwise, we will be miserable and so will be the other party. What good will it do us?
The very mention of the term "pineal gland" creates a mysterious aura. Renowned French philosopher, physiologist, physicist, natural scientist and mathematician Rene Descartes (1596-1650) called it "the seat of the soul." Others believe it is the Centrum that carries the "life code" and conveys orders to the body. Recent academic studies have found that the pineal gland contains light-sensitive cells which function like those of the eye's retina, testifying to the fact that the pineal gland can "see." Thus, it is also known as the "third eye." Modern research on melatonin production by the pineal gland has unraveled its mysteries to some extent.
The pineal gland is a flat, cone-shaped organ about the size of a pea lying
in the center of the midbrain. It reaches its largest mass during childhood,
but calcifies and shrinks with age.
Melatonin production by the pineal gland is determined by the amount of
light received, for the gland plays the role of a bodily clock, due to
its sensitivity to light and regulation of the sleep-wake cycle. During
nighttime sleep, melatonin levels in the body rise, reaching a peak between
11 PM and 2 AM, and then drop dramatically when a new day dawns.
Melatonin production is related to age, increasing at three months after birth, peaking at the age of six, and beginning to drop after puberty.
Melatonin has a simple chemical structure, but it plays a decisive role in bodily functions, monitoring the work of the glands and organs, and regulating hormone production. It also controls over-stimulation of the sympathetic nerves to lower blood pressure and slow the heart rate, thus reducing the impact on the heart. It also alleviates mental stress, improves sleep, adjusts the body's biological clock, relieves jet lag, strengthens immunity, increases the body's resistance to germs and viruses, and prevents cancer and senile dementia.
Melatonin production is inversely proportional to that of serotonin, a chemical that constricts the blood vessels and acts as a neurotransmitter. The mind is most active during the day, when it runs wild and is distracted, resulting in an increase in the amount of serotonin required by the nerve cells. During the night or meditation, when the mind is less active, less serotonin and more melatonin are produced, and the situation changes. However, when the eyes perceive light, melatonin production is reduced. This is why night workers and those who sleep with the light on have a lower immunity to disease and a higher propensity to develop cancer than others.
Two studies in the U.S. have shown that bright light at night reduces melatonin production and induces estrogen secretion in women, which in turn increases the incidence of breast cancer among female night workers. Research on infants who died from sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) found that the babies had underdeveloped pineal glands, which lowered melatonin levels and weakened the brain's ability to deal with free radicals (molecules with an unpaired electron), thus making the brain vulnerable to free radical damage. Another study on children and adult hypochondria suggests that the melatonin levels of psychiatric patients are lower than those of healthy people.
Melatonin exists in small quantities in many plant species, including oats,
sweet corn, rice, ginger, tomatoes, bananas and barley. Intake of other
foods such as kelp, soy beans, pumpkin seeds, water melon seeds, almonds,
peanuts, yeast, malt, and milk helps to increase the body's melatonin production.
Lower food intake ensures normal melatonin levels. Research shows that
old mice given less food have healthy pineal glands like those of young
mice, and can regulate melatonin production. Their melatonin levels are
80 percent of those found in young mice, compared to 40 percent for old
mice without food restriction.
Although melatonin has a significant effect on the human body, no definite conclusions have been reached about whether melatonin supplements are beneficial to health. Research shows that melatonin production is higher in women who meditate. Big-toe exercises also stimulate melatonin production. Physical exercise during the day increases melatonin levels, while night exercises have the opposite effect. Therefore, it is advisable to eat less, meditate, exercise regularly during daylight hours and lead a disciplined life.
If we want to see our own Nature or our Buddha Nature, we have to see through a different eye, through a different perception. This eye is what we call the wisdom eye or Buddha's eye, the heavenly eye, or what the Christians call the single eye. Jesus said, "If thy eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of Light." What does that mean? Should we put our eyes together and make them become one like cross-eyed people? No, even like that we will see no light. So the eye that is mentioned in the Buddhist scriptures, the Christian Bible and the other scriptures is not the physical eye, but the single eye within our wisdom, within our ocean of consciousness. Actually, there is no eye. But because we can see everything from Heaven to hell, from this world to the Buddha's Land, we call that an eye. So, to open this eye we need someone who can show us the way to do it, just like when we want to drive a car, we need someone who already knows how to drive the car to help us.
The only source of happiness is inside. So whenever you meditate, try to get in touch with that source. It's only one little center inside the so-called brain. It's there, physically inside the brain. Every little nerve and center is responsible for something in our being - psychologically, emotionally and physically. And another one is spiritually responsible for our enlightenment and eternal happiness. There is a little center, almost in the middle of the brain physically. From here (Master points to the middle of Her forehead) and here (the top of the head) go inward into two-thirds of the head. The wisdom eye center must be there, really inside.
So when you look with the wisdom eye, it means you are trying to make contact with that center. Even just sometimes, when you make contact there, in just a matter of seconds you immediately feel different. There is a flash of light and then you feel elated for a long time. Of course you cannot always get in touch with that center, or you are not consciously always in touch with that center. But keep practicing. Practice makes the Master. That's what we do. I am still doing it. I need my happiness to "deal" with all of you! I will die if I don't have this joyful energy to give me something every day to carry on with my work.
You cannot always keep on giving. You will be depleted if you give with the ego or the physical strength of an ordinary human being. Then you will come down in your spiritual practice, and you will become bad and sour. And that's how many so-called gurus became bad, sour and degraded after some time. Perhaps in the beginning they were very pure, very holy and very saintly. But because the method of their practice was not correct and was not directing them toward this forever giving, eternally content center (Master gestures toward the wisdom eye center), they gave everything they had, with all the best intentions, and then they crumbled. They succumbed to all kinds of traps and temptations, like the pressures of society and every circumstance around them.
But these people are very pitiful. If they are such people, we feel more
sorry for them. Because they haven't been able to stand themselves, and
they have been forced to run. That's why they failed. And that's why I
always emphasize to you that you must meditate. Not so that you become
good disciples, no, but to save yourselves.
Q: Could you speak about the third eye and the chakras?
M: The third eye is the true eye of our being. "If thy eye be single,
thy whole body shall be full of Light." That is the third eye. Mostly
we see the physical manifestation of God with the physical eyes. But if
we want to see God as a non-manifested being, we use the spiritual eye,
which we call the third eye. In the physical body, the connection between
Heaven and Earth is in that third eye center. And actually during meditation,
sometimes you see that eye, a single eye, just like your eye but just one
single eye. That's called the third eye, or spiritual eye, or wisdom eye
or heavenly eye. Whatever, it's the same.
And the heart chakra is not where the heart is, but it's the invisible heart energy that is around the heart. Just like you have an aura surrounding your body, this is the aura surrounding the heart. And the heart chakra is the place where you concentrate if you want to intensify your feelings about something - about love, even about hatred, anything. That is when you use your heart. But if we want to know wisdom, we have to concentrate on the wisdom chakra, which is the third eye again.
We have different chakras in the body - chakras at the feet, charkas at the knees, a chakra at the sexual organs, a chakra at the stomach or the solar plexus, a chakra at the heart, a chakra at the throat, a chakra here (Master points to the wisdom eye center), and the crown chakra. So depending on the purpose of your searching, you concentrate on that chakra. If you concentrate on the wisdom eye, everything intensifies. This is the center of all chakras, the headquarters of our being. So once we concentrate there, we free ourselves and we intensify everything. You love even better, and you understand things better. Your food tastes better. And you work better; you think better; you create things better, you paint better, and so on. Everything intensifies.
Q: I want to know the difference between the wisdom in the wisdom eye, the
wisdom in one's heart, and the voices in the mind?
M: The mind has no wisdom. It just records what you encounter every day, or
what's been put into it. For example, say that your mother kept telling
you, "Don't eat ice cream, because, because, because..." So whenever
you see ice cream, your mind starts screaming and you don't eat it, "...Because,
because, because..." It's just like a record player.
And the heart is not a wisdom center; it's a center for feeling. That's why when you love someone, you say, "Oh-h-h-! It's an affair of the heart. " The wisdom center is here. (Master points to the center of the forehead) Because we are in a physical body, I have to say it's somewhere. The wisdom center is not in there, of course. But if you are in the physical body, you have to find it in there. Inside the middle of your brain, there is a spot. That's to start with. And later you find out that you are everywhere. You are the wisdom; you don't need to find the wisdom. But you have to start from somewhere. The heart chakra is functioning for some other reason, not for finding wisdom. And besides, the real heart is not the physical one that's pounding in your chest.
Q: How do you develop the third eye?
M: You don't develop the third eye; it's already there. We can't develop what
is not material. The third eye is just a way of speaking; there isn't an
eye at all! It just means that normally we have two eyes and see things
in a limited vision. But if we have the other eye, the third eye, we can
see things in the whole universe. That's why it's called the third eye.
Actually, the soul doesn't need the eye to see, doesn't need ears to hear,
doesn't need any sensory apparatus to perceive things. That's the highest
Truth, that's the highest perception, without having to use any fleshly
instruments. That is our soul power, the Supreme Master within us, which
knows all things, hears all things in all ways, everywhere.
That's what we have to find. Because we are the Supreme Master of all the universe, can you imagine how great you are, and how you live your life now? (Master sighs.) That's why I feel very sorry for you. You come here to listen to me, but you shouldn't have to do it! We are equals, we are exactly the same, and we have the same power. You shouldn't even have to respect me; that's a very sad thing. You know it if you accept what I say and then you know just what I know, what Christ knows, what Buddha knows.
To those fully enlightened Saints who have comprehended the game of the universe, a reclusive life in the mountains can provide a more relaxed and happy life. However, in order to help the countless sentient beings on earth and offer a genuine living example, they choose to exist in this world, thanks to which we have the opportunity to gain glimpses of their oral teachings and exemplary conduct, and thus learn how to implement universal wisdom in mundane reality as spiritual practitioners.
Remember, you are greater than anything else in this life, be it happiness, disaster, personal affairs, business, success or failure. Nothing is bigger than you are. So keep it up. God loves us. I know that for sure. I experience it often. Even though Hes makes jokes with me sometimes, I am still okay. (Applause)
Really, you'd be surprised. For example, there are sometimes very small things that you don't notice. Like recently I renovated a place where I wanted to stay. It was an old place and it was dirty, so I asked some people to fix it up a few months ago. I left the money with them, but they didn't do it. It was one excuse after another. When I came to the house, it was still empty, dirty and not ready. So I rolled up my sleeves, called people, grabbed anyone I could and finished it in one week. They told me it would take maybe a few months. I said, "Nonsense! There's no such thing as a month of time to waste." So we did it in one week, not even one full week.
I got people only because it was like an emergency; I would grab them wherever I could. In the supermarket or wherever, I would ask them if they wanted an extra job. If they said, "Yes," I would say, "Come here, and I'll tell you what to do." They weren't even professionals, meaning they could only do it after work, from seven to ten at night, or seven to eleven at the most. That's it! But we finished the three or four rooms in one week's time.
But then one place in the kitchen was not painted; because they had to do the tiles first. But the tile guy could not come in the daytime, and that night I had to come here. So I said, "Okay, I'll do it myself." But then I had already worked for a week or more before, running around trying to organize things. So I was very tired. Apart from our other jobs, I also did the painting and sweeping and all those kinds of things, so I felt half-bad. I also had a little physical problem on top of that; I was stiff all over.
Anyhow, on the last day, I was supposed to go, but I said, "I have to paint the kitchen before I go." I wanted it done before I left. So I lay there, tired! I didn't sleep the whole of last night. I said, "Oh, God, how am I going to paint my kitchen now? I'm really tired. I talked big to all the guys, and now I am not doing it." It would be kind of like "losing face." (Master laughed.)
I kept thinking like that, and then I just walked out the door. I just went out for some reason. And there was a man who was passing by me on the street, and he wanted to talk to me and said, "Do you need a painter?" (Applause) Yes, it happened. So I said, "What do you paint?" And he said, "I paint the walls and all that." I said, "Oh, when are you available?" He said, "Right now." (Laughter) I said, "Okay, come in." And then I showed him the machine and he got it done in no time. So I finished it before I left. (Applause) In some places you can't just get people like that. Big companies are busy, and it's holiday time and everything. Even if you have money, you cannot pay because people won't just come and work for you when you want. You have to make an appointment, and so on.
But everything just came. Within one week, everyone came: security, carpet, tile, even though they had threatened me before that it would take months to organize such a place. Even in America it takes time. You have to make an appointment, maybe a week ahead at least. Nothing! I did it all in a few days. And everyone just came running from nowhere. Normally, they are busy, and even there you don't get them like that. But I said, "Well, I need it done before I leave, so could you make it?"
And they said, "We'll try." And then they did try. Everyone came. And everything was done in almost one day's time. The rest was just touch-up and everything else. I'm really grateful, you know. The Guy is doing some job, really. Hes is not so bad, you know. Our Father, Hes takes care of it if we really need it. Sometimes we don't need it, and we just want to be spoiled. And that's also fine. But then we don't have a chance to learn what we can do. If we delegate everything to everyone else, then we also delegate the power. The people who do things for us have more chance to learn and to be more capable. And we, meanwhile, are not left with much.
Actually, that's also true. In a lot of things, I am handicapped because I have a lot of people who do things for me. I don't know how to use a computer. I don't know how to use many things that are a lot of fun: e-mail, the Internet and so on. I don't know anything about them. Because I have people who do them for me. Maybe also I don't have time, but if I did have time, I could do it and I would learn some new things. And I would be more able and have more fun. But even before this time, there were many things I didn't do: I didn't book my own airplane tickets, I didn't take taxis, I didn't know where terminal 'what' is and I didn't know what 'where' is.
So I missed out on a lot. There were a lot of things I didn't know. Also, I didn't know about driving. And I didn't know how to spend money. Now I know it's fun! (Laughter) It's fun to spend money. Buying things you need and getting them at the time you need them is fun. It feels satisfying. So I missed out on a lot in life because I was too busy doing all the so-called big things. But it's also good that I learned to do some small things, to get more in touch with life and reality, to truly know how people live their lives and how they feel.
You have no idea how busy I am. It can get quite hectic at times. So don't look at me sitting here smiling and think nothing's happening in the world. Things are happening all the time. But it doesn't do me any good or do you any good if I sit here crying or complaining.
We just smile it away. Things will go away. And most of the time, we see through it as an illusion and just play along. That's it; it's not so bad. To live alone is not so bad. You can see things more clearly and see through the illusion more clearly. But don't see so clearly that you go and leave me! When you see too clearly, you don't want to do much. So sometimes God keeps us a little bit in the dark or in the closet, so we continue to do the things we must do before we leave this world. If we see too clearly, there's not much we want to do, and we want to go Home quickly. We might cheat; we might try to tie things up quickly, do everything fast, put everything together and then say good-bye. Good-bye, cruel world!
A lawyer was walking down the street when he saw a car accident. He immediately ran over to the accident scene and handed out his business card, saying, "I'll take either side. I saw everything. Whichever side, or both sides I'll take it."
A young man who was very depressed asked his best friend for advice. He said, "I want to have a wife so much. You know, I am already very old, and I need a wife. I want to have a wife so much, but I have not had one up till now. What can I do? Every woman I bring home, my mother does not like." So his friend said, "Oh! That's easy. You just have to look for a woman who looks like your mother." So the friend said, "Yes, I did, but then my father did not like her!"
A cashier sat near the entrance of a bank. Every day people came in to ask him the time. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he bought a big clock and put it in front of him. After that day, people kept coming in and asking him, "Is that clock accurate?"
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